1. ago. In my view, Skitarii and the like would be viewed as both far more valuable assets and as their 'flock', the beings the Omnissiah has given unto them to care for. ago. Plus a talking gun would probally be most likely Tediore by the time of BL3. One Man. That’s not an ork design. Hey, at least they're going to help make that occasion truly special! Not in the way she expected, but special after all! upvotes · 14. Add a Comment. Once they find out about the infinite food glitch, it is over for the rest because tyraniss will flood their markets with high quality, cheaply produced organic products. The original inhabitants of fenris used gene editing to increase their ability to survive there. Successful-Floor-738 • 5 mo. And all of it to keep. nubster2984725 • 1 yr. An incessant, non-stop thorn in his side that he can never outrun nor fully rid himself of. One of these is Nacmund Gauntlet, which is where the planet Vigilus is located. 6K votes, 239 comments. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms Members Online. For our duty to the Emperor is eternal. 7K votes, 112 comments. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms. Four Idiots - Spoiler Alert. 3. Usually it’s both. Depending on the severity of the post the user can face a ban. When an old 40k Vet returns to the game after 20 years and someone hands him a Tau Cyclic Ion Blaster. 5K votes, 46 comments. 325K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms. Eldar reproduction is lengthy and complicated, so only the aristocracy can seclude themselves long enough to carry a child to term. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms Members Online. With treats. i remember seeing a cultist version of this scenario, but i can't remember if it was a comic or a video like this (if anyone has a link or know how to find it would be greatly appreciated) 4. As such, it was run by a progressively less fit band of humans, increasingly venal in nature, who turned it into their own personal piggy bank/ slave farms. The narrative and games workshop plastic sales won’t allow such heretical nonsense. wert1234576 • 24 days ago. Nobody realises I'm actually awful. 6. I want fem Lorgar to sing me choir chants. Gav Smith was part of the Imperial Guard. 333K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Pelinor whitestrake. ago. Just so people don't have to keep asking, Stringstorm makes WH40k songs. The art is great and its really funny . May be a bit of a controversial statement, but I've seldom—basically never—seen people who admit to painting before assembly paint the models to good quality except for the occasional "Gundam sprue" artpiece. Welcome to Grimdank friend. [deleted] • 3 mo. ago. Our parents may have been settling down by the time they were nearing 30, but those of us in the millennial cohort,. Lmao i thought it was a reference to that one 1d4 fanfic of a dreadnought that got stuck in a cave with a necron for god knows how long and then became friends. • 18 days ago. i remember seeing a cultist version of this scenario, but i can't remember if it was a comic or a video like this (if anyone has a link or know how to find it would be greatly appreciated) 4. A beginners guide to identifying 40k Lore channels on YouTube. Flair checks out. Not_Another_Usernam • 1 yr. 2K votes, 148 comments. Dark Eldar's worst Nightmare. And you have to lift them up to the roof of a mark 4. 2. The women are taken to a suitable breeding world established near the Death Spectres' homeworld of Occludus. 17K votes, 162 comments. ago. Hope you guys enjoy it! 1 / 6. He manages to keep the marine in place with their duel long enough for Jurgen to get into position with a melta to put a hole you can stand in through the marine’s chest. Except Magnus who is labelled as a Mage. He wanted to drive the blood angels into a rage and take them for Khorne. r/Grimdank • To be honest, when it comes to things like reposting my stuff I don't mind at all because all my stuff is basically memes and memes are meant to be spread far and wide! Whether grimdank gets sick of reposts is another discussion entirely but for all those who may see this, everyone can post any of my content anywhere they want. You’re here to give her The Look^ (tm)This is clearly part of an attempt by a radical element of the Adeptus Mechanicus to create a Tyranid hive fleet that is loyal to the Emperor! She’s no xeno; she’s an abhuman, and abhumans are still protected under the Emperor’s light. r/Grimdank. 1. A subassembly of having a gun or cape separate from the torso before you glue is fine. eklatea • 1 yr. 2K Online. Valheim Genshin Impact Minecraft Pokimane Halo Infinite Call of Duty: Warzone Path of Exile Hollow Knight: Silksong Escape from Tarkov. 6K votes, 346 comments. The Emperor's greatest mistake with Magnus was that, being purely a greater good, a combination of the wills of thousands of people, he couldn't understand personal motivations that didn't further mankind as a whole. 361K subscribers in the Grimdank community. punch them back, expect to be punched back as well, this goes to both sides. 27. 335K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…Samus is a lesbian comfirmed. 2. The problem becomes that when he got jacked by Horus, he could no longer run it at all, just barely keep the Warp from swallowing Terra. Not to mention living longer and not succumbing to the frailty of old age (I think, not 100 percent on that). ago. I don’t think that people who talk about 3d printing are villains, but I do think they’re annoying and have an inflated opinion of how important. 1K votes, 55 comments. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms. r/Grimdank. That's it lads! 148 votes, 11 comments. The Lumeris' homeworld is mostly ocean, with some scattered atolls across the surface, and they tend to favour similar planets. Attention heretic the inquisition would like to remind you that altho you have put Sangunius atop. It shall be a jewel and a fortress. 360K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…8. This one… well, this one just gets more of a bitter laugh every year. . 172. It's like comparing Ancient Rome and Modern American population. While I would absolutely love if Skaven came to 40k, the scarlet/crimson. Follows orders quietly, still uses his own brain, compassionate to humans, merciless to xenos, amazing at fighting, logistics, tactics, name it. Assuming it takes about 20 years from birth to raise and train a Guardsmen, and they father/mother 2 children (probably gross. Lol. azakukai • 1 yr. The god of the Tyranids. But this is beyond my understanding. Submissive Bishounen Skitarii are logical. Let’s be real, if feudal worlds can manufacture Leman Russ armor plate just imagine how unstoppable the Bob. Or. An Ogryn would definitely like Claptrap. DinoGod1. Look at any fan AU, and Lotara is basically the same as in. Being a psyker would be so fucking terrible, especially after the split when everything in the warp is trying to pull a demonic gateway out of your ass. I swear Eldrathrain and Spire’s relationship is one of the best things in 40k, they both hate eachother, they both consider the other of a lesser race and they both have a deep respect for eachother. Gaming. And then those Scions became the best anti-T'au force in Imperium. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…Bean mouth and a cartoonish shading style makes it look like the clash of clans yelling guy trope. Trench space marines is something I didn’t know I needed but am glad I saw them. ago. By becoming part of meme lore you have likely become inspiration for others the same way you became inspired. Darktide is great. 48. The_Chef_Queen • 7 mo. Also they're space elves = they already have low reproduction rates. I hope future memes match its pure memery. The only group that has managed to find a way to consume daemons is Hivefleet Kronos (which specializes in fighting Daemons). 5K. 341K subscribers in the Grimdank community. ago. 7. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…We can't blame Lorgar (art by, @Pedro__Fern, Facebook). A 152mm inside a pz4 turret would be a absolute bitch to load. Sine_Fine_Belli • 6 mo. r/Grimdank. A Fate worse than facing the Inquisition or being sent to the Adeptus Mechanicus:217 upvotes · 7 comments. SPOILER. r/Grimdank •. He’s a swell guy. WeirdBeard94 • 2 hr. Wait what? Archaeon and rainbow dash both have magic the gathering cards, and with a little setup they'll give you infinite attacks with all of your creatures. Be sure to like and subscribe for more videos!**Second Channel:. 366K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal… Magnus was meant to be brought back as a prisoner and Prospero turned into a war that slaughtered tons of Space Wolves. 5K votes, 148 comments. Primarchs when they let loose their control are scary. Darcitus • 3 hr. 2. Admirable_Routine426. I'm pretty sure the only reason a tournament would ban them is if they have a particularly large stick up their ass. Eldar reproduction is lengthy and complicated, so only the aristocracy can seclude themselves long enough to carry a child to term. On Warhammer40k, you’re a villain. I'm Still Standing by Elton John. " (OC) 880 upvotes · 22 comments. He’s an inspiration to every man. Horus and Russ in Wolfsbane Are moving so fast, that Bjorn the Fell handed has trouble seeing what is happeming. I would probably main the Basic Guardsman and Fire Warrior with a Pulse Rifle and a Tactical Marine. -resisted said visions as he doesn't fight for glory (his claim) -uses the sword as it follows his Way of the Short Blade philosophy (something he has practiced since his training with Puretide) 4. If it makes you feel better there is a chance the necron believes he is Steve due to him being insane from the flayer virus. ago. 68 votes, 24 comments. 345K subscribers in the Grimdank community. So love, relations, childbirth and being a parent are all more or less suicidal. Their advance halted, the Imperial forces, commanded in this operation by General Wendall Gauge of the Astra Militarum, had to dig in to avoid the worst of the T'au firepower. 373K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…POV: you’ve been assigned to decipher the message that an astropath sent. The fact the the ork stood there and didn't try to bonk the eldar is the most incorect thing in this commic. Wind. r/40k: Share your passion for 40k. So someone will trade it for two grey ones, or something along the line. Not only do I love Malcador’s two handed, one finger salute, but also how each chaos god is represented trying to break in. That's the antithesis of khorne in my head! Khorne would absolutely kill civilians, because I don't think. He is an ideal perfect primarch. " (OC) 892 upvotes · 23 comments. [deleted] • 1 yr. I hope they return the classic squat train as a limited edition "we found this relic on an old human planet" or something so I can have both the new one (thatll prob look badass) and this goofy fucker at the same time. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms. 361K subscribers in the Grimdank community. “NO you don’t understand, GW HATES their fans! They hate ME in particular! Every development that I don’t like isn’t the result of someone having different creative vision, or a result of the company doing what it thinks will make the most money, it’s a specific attack to make me upset!”. r/Grimdank •. His genocide freed the human race from their elven overlords and single-handedly send the elven civilization into a slow recline. 364K subscribers in the Grimdank community. However these neutron pulses do no damage to non-biological material, allowing for valuable minerals or technology to be collected. hatwobbleTayne • 9 mo. ) 615 upvotes · 66 comments. Bob Semple Tank made by a backwater governor and pass it off to the mechanicus as an archaic STC. While a bit too robotic, these sounds would be perfect in a dark space hulk when the norn spawns/drops/idk into the hulk. Again, not a god. I feel like some poor artist got a gig on fiverr to draw a space marine with eldar women on his lap and the artist just googled space marine and found a picture of raynor for reference. 1. 7. Actual solution: the ones that return with holes in these areas , so those areas don't need extra armour, but the others do. The way the book sets it up, I absolutely thought it was going to be tyranids until the Crusade flies in. 1. r/Grimdank • I'm still a newer fan to the lore of this universe but I will always find it hilarious that a good portion of the Imperium have no idea how their tech works. People often cry about how humans are surrounded by hostile and insane aliens, but forget that the largest unified force in the galaxy is made up of insane, genocidal humans that are constantly summoning warp demons by accident. A new short where a squad of primaris haphazardly run along behind a landraider and one Terminator unable to understand the concept of tracked vehicles. He would unironically say "Let the Galaxy burn!" "Sir we have reports that a child has stolen Fizzy Lifting Drinks. Heretics. 466 upvotes · 22 comments. This one… well, this one just gets more of a bitter laugh every year. r/AdeptusMechanicus. 377K Members. But there's also St Josmane's Hope, in the 13th Dark Crusade, there's Colchis, Cthonia, Khur, Malodrax and a bunch of others during the Great Scouring, there's Piety, Thrax, destroyed by the Grey Knights due to demon infestation, Novgorod, due to the Plague of Unbelief, Tybalt, destroyed during the. I don't take him to be the god of war, or just blood, he's the god of mindless violence, blood rage, beserkers, EXTREME violence for violences sake. Sure Lois the leviathan box is the leviathan box, but 125 gretchen could have anything!This is Warhammer. 12. At the eternity gate, Sangiunius beats a Titan, a Daemin Prince and and then Angron in successon. 1. ago. ago. Due to the above reasons, moving forward all female space marine posts (Specifically posts that reference female space marine, this does not include Femboy posts, transfem meme etc) will be considered as Malicious trolling and removed as part of rule 7. Join. 7K votes, 112 comments. ”. r/Grimdank. Now this is a high quality meme. AuthLeft does tend to use the Khronite battle strategy of "throw all the bodies at the problem until you win or run out of bodies". The forces of good may well defeat Chaos this time. Also other commenters have noted, 'dying' kinda means nothing in 40k, all factions are locked in some kind of stagnant, dying, progress-resistant state. 5 million per year. Join. They live their lives normally until they have a child at which point both parents are compelled to hide the mutant and find the patriarch to form the cult with other parents this happened to. The Darkstar emits neutron pulses which destroys all biological matter within the target area. 340K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Remembrancer Cunk on Tau. . r/Grimdank • r/Grimdank •. Dartj_Kafir • Rockin MK VI Beaks & Clappin Cheeks • 7 mo. Normie Humans don't have enough of a psychic presence to stick around; in fact, Aeldari having such a huge psychic presence was the reason they USED TO BE IMMORTAL (Reincarnative Immortality), because they might stay in the Warp as psychic blobs for weeks/months at a time without dispersing & losing their Ego. Grey knights on top of that have even fewer numbers, better gear using even more rare resources like psyk out grenades, and are exceptionally rare at 1000 or less total. The Orks could probably do so too if you convinved a bunch of them they could. In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only child support. Here's a sneak peek of r/Warhammer_Smut [NSFW] using the top posts of the year! Smut is dank. 373K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Like, you don't even need to do much with them. [deleted] • 1 yr. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…5. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…Perturabo: The Good Ending. Overnight, the T'au troops disengaged and fell back to a new defensive line beyond Gel'bryn. 342K subscribers in the Grimdank community. User account menu. . ago. The false gods, the False Four. But some voice lines. Honestly that's pretty humane as fates in. Newbizom007 • 2 hr. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal… For planning and forethought, we only know of the great crusade but emps has suffered setbacks for 30k years. Lotara is a multiversal constant. Also, I imagine the Norn's Emissary's roar to sound like this. 377K subscribers in the Grimdank community. • 6 days ago. 6. So yeah, they didn't understand the implacable nature of Chaos. May as well use it to train after all, good cardio and pain resistance gains. 4K. Stormlord, Land Raider Crusader, 2x Basilisk, Warhound Titan, Chaos Knight, Thunderhawk Gunship, and a Thunderbolt Fighter as it happens. Step five. Everything WAS going great! (For humans) Until Erebus came along. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…Samus is a lesbian comfirmed. The first big combat scene, where students are trying to pass the entrance exam, is such a great over-the-top encounter, and sets a good tone for the rest of the show. I remember hearing there are no wolves on Fenris. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…. Minimalphilia. ago. 4. 000 years later, millenias after humanity has already set out to colonize the galaxy, a high tech society based around a god called "The Omnissiah TM", the Mechanicum TM, has formed on Mars, likely. When you skip from Female Space Marines to Trans Space Marines for maximum Grimdank. I am certain the politics between all the nobles has a lot of exciting potential. Say 3d printing is good on Grimdank, you’re a hero. “Hi honey… yes I’m fine, but you won’t believe this…”. the more accurate truth is guilliman and yvraine, an important leader for eldar who seek to bring ynnead to full strength, are in a grudging truce. Think about a successful virus - it doesnt go AWOL and kill its host (the galaxy). 377K subscribers in the Grimdank community. ago. r/Grimdank. 373K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…. For the elder scrolls elves he was the birth of slaneesh. Logic is sacred. You would be surprised at the number of players who forget about the z axis, you’d be even more surprised about how the people who remember it feel about it, just like. Literally the most famous imperial guard soldiers are kinda like pugs. [deleted] • 3 mo. Yeah and we all know how this would turn out if it was true. It's kind of an accomplishment to be able to unite the gods even if only to try and kill you. They have been trying to thwart him since he began his work, for they know that his success will signal the end of them. ago. The light went out. Airbrush + Compressor: $100. The voice acting and dialogue are also top-notch and the musical direction (especially near the end) ties it all together beautifully. Douglass Whipple. @grimdank_bot. 377K Members. . it's just r/grimdank being horny. "Rogal. 361K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Yeah, but, like, they're all happy. r/Grimdank. 3. 5. • 9 mo. r/Grimdank • r/Grimdank • r/Grimdank •. Step four. Ork guns. Only the Custodes, sisterhood and Russ himself stopped the Wolves from facing a stalemate. . 585 votes, 190 comments. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…Stormygeddon • 5 mo. Hello everyone. Arguing at Age 27. No Daubeny had a redemption arc. 7 mo. Our parents may have been settling down by the time they were nearing 30, but those of us in the millennial cohort,. 5K votes, 60 comments. r/GradualChaos. ago. Especially when it's a series with an emphasise on being over the top by a huge margin. 1. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal… 217 upvotes · 7 comments. Tarquinandpaliquin • 6 mo. I hereby sign the death warrant of a star and consign a trillion souls to oblivion. ago. Magos: 01010111 01101000. From the developers of the best-selling and award-winning co-op action franchise Vermintide, Warhammer 40,000: Darktide is a visceral 4-player co-op action game set in the hive city of Tertium. 106. Female Magnus, thicc tomboy thousand sons, I see nothing wrong with this. His youngest son wants to be more like Uncle Leman and this causes some tensions for Magnus. The mental image of a Homunculus using his extensive knowledge of the flesh and blood, to give Imperial citizens free healthcare operations, all while trying his absolute hardest not to scream nor injure people, all with a calm look on his face. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…. The inquisition kills the civilians just to be sure there is no chaos corruption, the Space Wolves (think they) can sniff out chaos corruption. Even in his last chance to make things right with Magnus, he wouldn't lie about the fate of the thousand sons, wrongfully. 353K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…Solution you might immediately think of: let's bulletproof those areas. One Man. 371K subscribers in the Grimdank community. 3K votes, 63 comments. An officially commissioned comics series I made back when Darktide launched (1 of 3). It's just a fan theory. But some voice lines. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms. 28. it/r2sa8g. r/Grimdank. It's canon. Random fact #90. sweet merciful Omnissiah, I just oiled my robes thinking about the potential this has. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal… POV: you’ve been assigned to decipher the message that an astropath sent. : r/Grimdank. I found my new Warboss. I was born in the Catachan. 377K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms Members Online. Imagining it with Roboute pulling a John Goodman in Speed Racer, casually grabbing the berserker and tossing them aside. Beware the emissary, he's here to negotiate for your biomass. The unforgivable sin. "In a dark future where there is only war, these are the deliverers of the Emperor's Peace. " "And Perturabo. Remember, the Genestealers are part Tyranid, if the 'Nids are known for anything, it's their adaptability. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…Cadians essentially enter the military as soon as they have enough muscle and weight to hold a lasgun without falling over. Local videogame characters are too nobledark to be canon. lol. A faction that doesn't rely on the body horror trope and instead are a group of inscrutable blackguards unrelated to the Horus faction of chaos. ago. That’s grimdank. 373K subscribers in the Grimdank community. On Warhammer40k, you’re a villain. 10th Ed. r/Grimdank. Plus you’ll only have like 2 shots ready at any time since there’s no room for more in the turret. 9K votes, 132 comments. The Kriegers went against the explicit wishes of the Salamanders, a first founding Space Marine chapter thats well known for going out of their way to avoid civilian casulties, by opening fire on a hab-complex the Salamanders were currently inside.